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Never play bongos while walking down the stairs. No body, no crime. Live Long and Prosper. BORED! Allons-y!
Benedict you little
I SWEAR TO GOD
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Sometimes I forget and think that we exaggerate Tom’s apologies
THEN THESE THINGS SHOW UP ON MY DASH
Why can’t we be friends
benedict cumberbatch in ‘rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead’ [x]
kuzco is in the disney women
Coulson is one of the Mightiest Heroes I’m gonna cry
I’ve had this queued for 5 freaking months just so it’d post around Christmas time omfg
i was writing a spanish paper while emailing a friend and i had just copied and pasted this reaction gif
and when i went back to writing my spansish paper i thought i had ‘quisiera’ copied because i was using it a lot but i still had the gif copied and im still laughing
its not even funny why am i laughing
its because i should go to sleep
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
At Buckingham Palace, fine.